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Time: 2010. Place: New York City.

31-Jan-10

Staten Island is a little different from the rest of New York City, isn’t it?  This is Mount Loretto, the remains of an old orphanage along the southern shore of the island.  This area is the subject of an essay, “Ultima Thule,” in my forthcoming book about Staten Island.

The Temptation.

06-Feb-10

The evasion of a fact is always the real temptation.

Back to the Cabin.

03-Feb-10

I had been gone for ten days.  When I woke up yesterday morning, it was 30 degrees - and that was inside the cabin.  Though I had had a fire the previous night, the first few fires warm the air only, and at night the coldness of the structure reasserts itself.  A book, for instance, will be room temperature on its spine, but when I open it, its interior pages will still be freezing cold.  I washed some grapes with water which had just barely thawed, but the surface of the grapes was still around 30 degrees - so the water froze as it touched them, forming little sheets of ice like cellophane.

There was a lot of thawing while I was gone.  The snow melted and compacted, and is only about five inches deep, but it is now solid as ice, and about four more inches fell yesterday.

Very peaceful here.  Reading Pushkin, recovering from the visit to the city.  It takes some time to readjust to the physical difficulties here.

The Unusualness of Staten Island.

03-Feb-10
Look both ways before you cross!

Look both ways before you cross!

I spent two days on Staten Island earlier this week.  I was hoping I would find the place as interesting as I did when I lived there, and I was not disappointed.  Many of the things I revisited made just as great an impression on me as ever.  The Dump is as omnipresent at the Mall as I remembered.  The Blazing Star Burial Ground is still the creepiest, most depressing place in New York City.  The grounds of Mount Loretto still make you feel like you’re in a Jane Austen novel.

And then there are some surprises, like walking down the street and seeing - a wild turkey.

Three of them!

Three of them!

More than one, in fact.  In fact, there were dozens of them.  Many more than I photographed.  I was very impressed.  Apparently they especially like the South Beach Psychiatric Center.  They number around a hundred now.  An article in the Staten Island Advance notes that they have caused utter gridlock in the government, as (without any predators) they will continue to reproduce and they enjoy things like tearing up lawns for grubs (the utmost indignity a homeowner can endure).

Actually, there are lots of them.  Everywhere.

Actually, there are lots of them. Everywhere.

There have been efforts to apply “birth control” by coating their eggs in vegetable oil, thus strangling the embryos; but this has apparently failed.  It is a bit disconcerting to find our government so unable to deal with an overpopulation of very edible, very catchable animals in a city filled with gourmandizers who would have no objection to eating them.

This seems like a perfect situation for a feudal solution: the Borough President, or the Mayor, or whomever, every year should hold a great feast, for which the local turkeys are harvested.  Invitation to said feast could be considered a great honor, which would alleviate the gaminess of the actual meat.  And surely there are some good French cooks about who can slather wild turkey in butter and make it taste delicious.  This must be must cheaper than hiring people to find their well-disguised nests and painting the eggs with vegetable oil.  Why is it that simple solutions among us are utterly impermissible?

Solving the Humanity Problem with the Criminal Code.

03-Feb-10

It is tried over and over again - and it fails every time.  The Law, as says Paul, “is powerless to oppose the flesh.”  But still the temptation remains to fix it all with a law.  The most effective mode of practicing this heresy, of course, is to pick a minority and enforce the law on them alone.  As the Family Research Council apparently intends, to judge from this exchange between Peter Sprigg and Chris Matthews on Hardball, highlighted by Andrew Sullivan:

Matthews:   Do you think we should outlaw gay behavior?

Sprigg:  Well, I think certainly it’s defensible –

Matthews:  I’m just asking you:  Should we outlaw gay behavior?

Sprigg:  I think that the Supreme Court decision in Lawrence v. Texas which overturned, uh, the sodomy laws in this country was wrongly decided.  I think there would be a place for criminal sanctions against homosexual behavior.

Matthews:  So we should outlaw gay behavior.

Sprigg:  Uh, yes!  [laughs]

I would love to see these guys get a little courage and go on television advocating the criminalization of adultery: round ‘em up and throw ‘em in jail, John Edwards, Newt Gingrich, Bill Clinton, Tiger Woods, Mark Sanford, David Paterson, the whole lot of ‘em.  We may not have any politicians or Christian ministers left, but we’ll be living by God’s law.  And since we’re going to get Biblical, let’s use Jesus’ own standard for adultery: anyone who looks at another with lust in his heart: then they can come for me and everybody else.  When all of society is in jail, we can start reasoning again on what the Law actually is for.  “All are guilty before all.”

The American Family Association recommends the same course.  Insanity.  The terror of it all is the simple dictum, “With the measure ye measure, so shall ye be measured.”  What sane person could possibly want that?

Dreams and Beasts.

01-Feb-10

“Dreams and Beasts are two keys by which we are to find out the secrets of our own nature.  All mystics use them.  They are like comparative anatomy.  They test objects; or we may say, that must be a good theory of the universe, that theory will bring a commanding claim to confidence, which explains these phenomena.” - Emerson, Journal for 1832.

It is always striking how superior a writer Emerson is in his journals - honest, direct (look at the brevity of these sentences!), inquisitive - and how bloated, vague, byzantine, prim, and intellectualized he is in his public works.

It’s hard to believe there isn’t a band called “Dreams and Beasts” yet.  Or a book.  When I put together the book about cabin life, we can call it that.  An immersion in dreams, so that they never seem far away, and an affinity with beasts are two of the defining psychic characteristics of life in the woods.

I (Heart) Hypocrisy.

30-Jan-10

Here’s the Senate vote on an amendment which would require all new debits to be offset by counterbalancing credits - “pay as you go,” an anti-deficit measure.

“Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.”  The disgust I feel for men without honor knows no bounds.

It passed, thanks to 58 Democrats and 2 Independents.

Pushkin’s Tales of Belkin.

22-Jan-10

When the snow is heaped up high all around your doorway – when the stars twinkle devilishly in the frigid air – when your friends are far away, and the peacefulness of a winter’s evening is all your own – what better pleasure is there than to lay back in an old recliner, face your feet to the fire, and beguile an hour or two with Pushkin’s Tales of Belkin?  Amongst all the authors none offers such innocent delight, and takes from us so little.  He does not tax our wits, and borrows upon our credulity only to charm us; he does not even so much as rob us of our time, for all five of Belkin’s tales plus the charming preface are contained in less than one hundred pages.  This alone can we charge Pushkin with, that in writing so little he put many years between those evenings when we can read him as if for the first time.

The Tales of Belkin are remarkable for what they lack.  There is no question of originality.  Depth they have none.  To call the characters stock would be injustice to Roman Comedy: young men are all dashing, and young women are all damsels, and old men are either bears or housecats, and old women – well there are no women (as opposed to girls) at all.  Only one of the stories has the kind of catch ending which we associate with the short story as a form.  “Serious scholars” of Russian Literature plead innocence of these works – “they are important only as historical documents” – for here we see letters in their ancestral role, as “epoch-making,” as “revolutionary,” as a well-told tale around a campfire.

In all this it is easy to see the close similarity of Pushkin’s prose to Washington Irving’s.  Both stand near the fountainheads of their national literature.  Both wrote in a time and a place where to be “a writer” meant precisely nothing; and pleasure and beauty were the grounds for their work.  The resemblance is more than fortuitous: my edition notes that Pushkin had a copy of Irving’s Alhambra in his library, and doubtless he had the far more famous Sketch Book too.  Ivan Petrovich Belkin shows every sign of being modeled on Diedrich Knickerbocker, and “The Postmaster” could be inserted almost without being noticed into the Sketch Book, it is so similar to essays like “The Wife,” “Rural Funerals,” and “The Pride of the Village.”

Both Pushkin and Irving share the same beautiful, pentelic prose – warm and cool at the same time, the utmost achievement of classical style – and the same affection for sentimentality, expressed wrily or generously by turns.  The sentiments expressed are utterly primal but for the same reason they are almost impervious to time – and their motivations are, in the foreground, love, and in the background, death.  Pushkin’s is a particularly booky book, and he loves to poke fun at romantic convention while following it nonetheless – you will find women swooning, letters left in hollow oak trees, aristocratic ladies dressing as peasants, dashing young men in uniform, and duels – but the fun books have at each other’s (and in this case, at its own) expense is one of the warm trifling pleasures of life.  And Pushkin’s humor is so well-distilled it appears more as a worldview than a series of jokes.  Look at his description of provincial ladies, where the irony and earnestness are so mixed they cannot ever be separated again:

Those of my readers who have never lived in the country, cannot imagine how charming these provincial young ladies are!  Brought up in the pure air, under the shadow of their own apple trees, they derive their knowledge of the world and of life from books.  Solitude, freedom, and reading develop very early within them sentiments and passions unknown to our town-bred beauties.  For the young ladies of the country the sound of harness-bells is an event; a journey to the nearest town marks an epoch in their lives, and the visit of a guest leaves behind a long, and sometimes an everlasting memory.  Of course everybody is at liberty to laugh at some of their peculiarities, but the jokes of a superficial observer cannot nullify their essential merits, the chief of which is that quality of character, that individualite, without which, in Jean Paul’s opinion, there can be no human greatness.  In the capitals, women receive perhaps a better education, but intercourse with the world soon smooths down their character and makes their souls as uniform as their head-dresses. (from “Mistress into Maid”, 533)

While we have little evidence that a Classical education produces much in the way of literature today, Pushkin is another fine example of a literary talent well-disciplined by immersion in the Classics, both Greco-Roman and Hebrew.  Amongst his poems we find “Arion,” “On the translation of the Iliad,” “A Nereid,” an imitation of “The Rape of Lucrece,” and invocations of Christian imagery and the Hebrew prophets which lend his verse astounding force.  In his schoolboy days he wrote Anacreontic odes.  And he is said to have admired Biblical prose, which left a mark on the simplicity and directness of his stories.

But like Irving, he is one of those writers who more than anything become our friends; whom we admire for their warmth and humanity even more than their art.  This is one of the reasons why reading them feels so healthy: here art and beauty acknowledge their master Life, and do not rebel from her or attempt to dictate where they are bound to observe.  Pushkin has always been the most beloved of the Russian authors rather than the greatest, and who is to say he did not choose the better part?

Paulus, the first hermit.

20-Jan-10

In Latin first (from the breviary), then my free translation after.

“Paulus, eremitarum auctor et magister, apud inferiorem Thebaidem natus, cum quindecim esset annorum, orbatus parentibus est.  Qui postea declinandae causa persecutionis Decii et Valeriani, et Deo liberius inserviendi, in eremi speluncam se contulit: ubi, palma ei victum et vestitum praebente, vixit ad centesimum et decimum tertium annum, quo tempore ab Antonio nonagenario Dei admonitu invisitur.  Quibus inter se, cum antea non nossent, proprio nomine consalutantibus, et multa de regno Dei colloquentibus, corvus, qui antea semper Paulo dimidiatum panem attulerat, integrum detulit.”

“Paulus, the first master of the men of the wilderness, was born in the Lower Thebaid; at fifteen he lost both his parents.  Thereupon to escape the persecutions of Decius and Valerian, and serve God more freely, he took himself to a cave in the wilderness, where, fed and clothed by the palm-trees, he lived into his 113th year, when lo, Antonius, then in his nineties, following the command of God, went into the wilderness to find him.  Though they had never seen each other before, they hailed each other by their true names; and as they shared their experiences of the kingdom of God, a crow, who for decades had brought Paulus a half a loaf of bread each day, that day brought him a whole loaf.”

Stopped me in my tracks when I read it…

20-Jan-10

“The most coveted gift of the Devil is the power of revenge.” - Helen Luke

Ugh.  How terrible it is that so few of us have lives short enough not to know the meaning of this.

Bellantibus amantibusque omnia permittuntur.

17-Jan-10

You can understand the reasoning behind some of these customs of the Sacae (according to Aelian):

“The horses of the Sacae, when they lose their master, wait for him to jump on again.  If someone wishes to marry a girl, he fights her in single combat.  And if she proves the stronger she leads him off as a captive and rules him; and if she is the loser, she is ruled.  They fight to win, but not to the death.  When they grieve they withdraw from people into certain cave-houses.” – Aelian 12.38